疯人院

zài shèng dàn jié qián zhè duàn shí jiān li gāi shāng diàn shì gè fēng rén yuàn

在圣诞节前这段时间里，该商店是个疯人院。

The store is an absolute madhouse during the pre-Christmas period.

nà yàng de shì huì bǎ wǒ dài dào fēng rén yuàn

那样的事会把我带到疯人院。

Something like that would have driven me to the nuthouse.